THE NORTHMAN
Cert 15
131 mins
BBFC advice: Contains strong bloody violence, gore, sexual violence, sex, nudity
I like Robert Eggers' thinking when he asks cinema-goers to wave a flag for The Northman even if they don't like it.
His film stands out as a rarity nowadays - a big-budget big screen movie with no superhero in sight.
Sadly, however, it did not become the box office hit that was needed to sway the major studios into moving from their strategy of franchises, sequels and remakes.
If The Northman was really a flag-waver for creative movie-makers it needed to give its audiences more.
Sure, it isn't as if it is bad - it just has too many flaws. And that's a shame.
Eggers' film stars Alexander Skarsgård as a Scandinavian prince who is bent on revenge after hiding in exile for many years after the murder of his father (Ethan Hawke).
His uncle (Claes Bang) grabbed the throne and made the young prince's mother (Nicole Kidman) his wife.
Years have passed, he has built up his strength in violent battles elsewhere and now seeks to return to kill the uncle and free his mother.
Vengeance is his only life goal but rare loving emotion is prompted by the attentions of a slave girl (Anya Taylor-Joy).
But make no mistake, The Northman is a gore fest. People die in all sorts of very macabre ways.
And it is very dark - literally. It gives the viewer the impression of peering through mist to see the action.
Disappointingly, its storyline is thin, is dialogue is stilted and I wasn't particularly taken with the attempts at Scandinavian-esque accents. Indeed, I couldn't work out whether Kidman was leaning towards Scottish.
But those folk who enjoy Game Of Thrones and the like may well get a kick out of medieval intrigue and shenanigans.
It is certainly different to most big-bucks cinema releases but it is a disappointment that it has flopped.
Reasons to watch: Raw revenge tale
Reasons to avoid: The violence and crazy accents
Laughs: None
Jumps: None
Vomit: None
Nudity: Yes
Overall rating: 6.5/10
Did you know? Old Norse is a stage of development of North Germanic dialects before their final divergence into separate Nordic languages. It was spoken by inhabitants of Scandinavia and their overseas settlements from about the 7th to the 15th centuries.
The final word. Robert Eggers: "Even if you don't like this movie, root for it, because there should be more. I mean, Alex's dad, Stellan [Skarsgård], put it very well. Nothing wrong with comic book movies, but we need other movies as well. It's amazing that the studio gave me and my collaborators the opportunity to make a film at this scale." GQ
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